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MY ANXIETY IS CHRONIC BUT THIS ASS IS ICONIC Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Statement Apparel โ Premium Quality, Printed on Demand
First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildanยฎ cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.
๐ธ The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and weโll craft it to order.
What Makes It Hit Different
- ๐จ Fade-Proof Color โ Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
- ๐งต Not Your Average Blank โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend โ the same blanks top brands trust.
- ๐ Put It On, Forget Itโs There โ Thatโs how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
- ๐บ๐ธ Cotton Done Right โ Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.
Fabric Breakdown
- T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton โ airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
- Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend โ warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:


- Check the color and size chart above.
- Select your style, color, and size.
- Add to cart and proceed to checkout.
Delivery & Handling
- โ Production: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ USA Standard: 3โ7 business days.
- โก USA Rush: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 1โ2 weeks.
Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges arenโt possible for made-to-order items, but weโre here if you need anything.
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